Note to My Future Self

Future self,

One day you will have kids and one day those kids will grow up and become adults and marry people you hope make them happy. Please refrain from making references to sex with their father especially in a current tense even if they are old enough to know you probably do still have sex. Don't do what your mom just did to you.

3 comments:

Think hearing it from your mom is bad? How about your grandma?? Yep, I had to hear about how great my grandpa was....shudder...

3:56 PM  

LMAO!!! Too funny!!

12:37 PM  

Awww I hear ya...that is a great note to future selfs!

1:23 PM  

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